we don't have to be stars exploding in the night

12:58pm: Trip number 90,239,430 to Arizona
Phallic.


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12:15am: we went to coney island


here are some horses.


it turned out i did like the ferris wheel after all.


someone really liked soccer.


( i forgot to put these in order )

9:45am: the reason i love kids
stella wanted to swing with her ball. she kept pelting me with it and insisting that i pick it up so she could repeat this process.


she's pretty into playing with the toys of other children.


what could possibly be so amazing about this blue plastic crab and sand?

9:16am: Steven: The Party, May 18, 2006
Fran brought us very mature party hats.


The gang. Minus Dan, the photographer. (Who needs him) Fran is a phone jerk!


A not even gross vegan cake!


Someone loves being born.


Art shot.


Wondering about life shot.

5:40pm: yes!!

1:14am: 21st birthday partys: solar system style
for some reason sienna decided to be an ugly moon. but ugly in a cool way (her words). steven was earth.


basically she looked like a mentally retarded space hobo though. i mean, why would the moon black out her teeth? gork.


it was really cold on the roof. i was orion, but my stars fell off at some point. i also had a sword.


here are some planets dancing. sienna's friend was saturn. brenda was mercury. lucy was jupiter. i think.


yeahhh.


cake time. sienna's moon mouth began to come off. i guess it was a birthday pie.


su sisters. jenn wore an astroid belt. cynthia was a space girl.. or something. steven picked his nose w/my sword. haha.


THE END.

10:50pm: bisbee and things
this is the hotel i stayed at in arizona.. (or maybe just where mr. maz lives)


sometimes you might think there's nothing to do in arizona. you'd be wrong.


the wild girl of bisbee. she had no language. only grunts and some gestures.


this reminds me of the part w/the downsyn kid in welcome to the dollhouse. "wanna bite?"


bisbee?


in trouble on an ice cream date..


i tamed the wild girl of bisbee.


she loves to be hugged a lot!

11:57pm: yo
it was time for narnia (aquateen at this point), cupcakes, red vines, and dr. pepper (?). apparently mr. pibb is out of season.


heil vines.


yummyz.


uhh.


yeah.


for this i got in trouble.


time to die.

1:58pm: theodore rex or the downfall of whoopi's career: the party
guess which one i made!


we were all very excited.


the little mans.


drum roll..


star of the show. mexican disguise teddy rex.

10:59pm: welcome to my spring break. STARRING:
little buzzbuzz


barunimeat


neufmeat


nikrvest


poolmaz w/styled hair


and these guys


dough boy 2006- neva 4get

12:50am: drawings
andrew bell made me this:


joe ledbetter made me this:


and mike this: (he asked for a cat, cooking eggplant)

11:30pm: how my day went down- GANG WARFARE
provoking his son..


innocent bystanders in b-ridge.


end result:


the winner of the fight. with 5'3 and 5'2, sitting high, tanuki moo.

10:53pm: a mostly uneventful day.. but then this happened.



as pat pointed out, he's ready to take your coat.

1:23pm: bianca caught photographic history as i experienced a buster bluth moment..


i don't know why i have a gross face. maybe that's how it really is always. i stole that hand from ralph lauren, but it was an accident, so don't tell!

5:50pm: the showdown
a magnificent beast stood over her territory.


she was not about to accept us visitors. she asked for the secret password.


lucklily steven knew it.


the goat was euphoric when steve pet it..


it tried to eat my coat..


( mo )

11:33am: two of my boyfriends..
this is hottie.


this is scary.



will someone make me more icons for my ljs?

1:00am: michael..

2:19am: things have been a little bit crazy this week..


these boys gave me a tour of the fake zone, in brooklyn bontanical gardens.


showin' some skin.


super powers unite!

1:23am: someone got a kitten kat
her name is soda liz taveniere. she looks a lot like seven, which i think is nice.


i got to hug her too!

3:34pm: do-nuts
b-boy.


aw, that bad nukis ate some chocolate donut. because his bad new daddy uncle maz gave him some.


he knows he can't have a mommy donut.

2:48pm: escape from NY
imprisoned in brooklyn..


wut woh!


luckily some of us had other transportation methods.


ho ho. someone wants a better pension plan.


this attempt at a mister maz like post is probably a failure. i only have so much wit to go around. it's not nearly enough :/

11:04pm: ( the most boring picture post ever. )

12:15am: the 3 ninjas party
had some fishing.. (mai caught a sienna!)


reunion of parents and baby kebab.


1 rockstar.

1:29pm: it was a night of beautiful art..


phillip s. hoffman, whoever that guy is..


daniela worked on this one. and erica.. and dan did the eye beams and smoky stuff.


nerds are so good.


soy cheese is not so good.


a tanuki!!!!

10:52pm: mike t's christmas cat
this is the little man mike t. adopted from animal care. i like his spots and stripes.


he liked to eat. look how pretty he is!


mike named him seven, like the name george from seinfeld wanted to name his kid. sev is tuff.